Last Minute Lyn's Life

bird on bird

2012-01-29T16:05:00.002-05:00

Abandon Ship Hash

2012-01-28T16:23:00.001-05:00

kilts and whiskey hash

2012-01-26T09:59:00.000-05:00

Click on Mindi and I to see slide show

What does a hasher wear under their kilt?

2012-01-26T09:57:00.002-05:00

Local Wildlife

2012-01-17T09:36:00.001-05:00

RockStar/Pornstar Hash

2012-01-17T08:07:00.000-05:00

Sioux treed a couple of opposums

2012-01-14T11:23:00.007-05:00

I have to leash her up and walk her now, no more fenced in backyard so, every morning Sioux and I take a little poop/pee/walk/run. This morning she treed these guys.

2012-01-14T10:28:00.001-05:00

The Wannado's had a bike ride to the King mango Strut and they caught Row and I in the parade

The People Upstairs at the Old Key Lime House

2012-01-08T09:10:00.001-05:00

Now that I'm kinda mostly moved in I needed a night of dancing. Mindi,Glad, Mirta and I joined a few of the Palm Beach H3 at the Old key Lime House in Lanatana. TPUS was playing.

This year I was in the King Mango Strut

2012-01-02T08:47:00.000-05:00

Two years ago Lina and I rode the train down to the grove to see the Strut. Last year I was supposed to be a participant but got the flu. This year I was in the strut.

King Mango Strut

Santarchy/ Santacon

2011-12-18T09:34:00.001-05:00

From the DC site:

What is Santarchy/Santacon

Santarchy takes place in major cities all over the world involving tens of thousands of Santas. It is a non-profit, non-political, non-religious & non-sensical celebration of holiday cheer, goodwill, and fun. There is no good reason to dress up in cheap Santa suits, run around town, give gifts, sing songs, have strangers sit on our laps, and decide who is naughty or nice -- but it's a lot of fun -- so Santa does it anyway. Everyone loves Santa and Santa loves everyone! Santarchy is your chance to be Santa, so step up and be jolly.

Santa's Rules:

Be Jolly.

Holiday apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Make it purple. Make it pink. Make it plaid. Already have a Santa suit? Bring spare parts for the Santafication of strangers. Past examples: Santa Claws, Santa Garcia, Santa's naughty little helper, misfit toy, elf, grinch, angel, Jesus, snowman, nutcracker, reindeer. Shit -- last year we had a chicken, a panda, a bunny, and a gay french monkey, so we're pretty flexible here. (list of costume resources below)

Twisting the holiday paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Santa Claus is friendly, respectful, and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, secret service agents, bouncers, and store owners and doesn't break any laws!!! "Disorderly Conduct" is not a city in China. Have your own special twisted fun, but DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR THE REST OF US! Our santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others. The authorities and local businesses usually take Santa's antics in the loving holiday spirit Santa intends, so be nice to them. (except Union Station rent-a-cops -- they suck) Seriously - don't argue. If they don't want Santa there, Santa should move along.
WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about... Santa is a-Political and does not protest anything (besides shitty office holiday parties), and will not be "occupying" anything (except the North Pole).

Santa's Reminders:

The "schedule" is open to liberal interpretation by Santa at all times. There is no Santa in charge to call. If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can help you catch up later, or follow Santarchydc on twitter. Keep in mind that there is no single place in DC that can serve 300+ Santas at once, so feel free to spread your jollyness to other establishments along the route as we go.

Santa does not make children cry. Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. (Feel free to abuse their parents.)

Santa dresses for all occasions. It's December. Smart Santas wear layers. Dress to maximize merriment whether singing christmas carols in the snow, or swinging from a stripper pole.

Santa doesn't whine! We will be outside much of the early day and covering a lot of ground on foot -- bring enough "snacks" to keep your pie-hole filled until we get indoors.

Bring gifts -- NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids. Throwing coal at the white house is discouraged (see RULE #3 above).

Watching Santa get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley is not. Don't be that Santa!

Pay your own god damn bar tab. Better yet, carry cash and pay for everything right away -- that way 300 santas aren't trying to close out a tab at the same time when we leave. Tip the bartenders generously for putting up with us.

Memorize these answers to important questions that may arise:

Who's in charge? "Santa"

What organization are you with? "Santa"

What are you protesting? "Shitty holiday parties"
(note: WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about...)

How did you get here? "A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer"

Where are you going next? "I'm only allowed to tell you if you wear this hat and buy me a beer."

Any other question: "HO!" (best coupled with a slight pause and a stupid look on your face).
just click on the Doofus Elf to see the photos

Santarchy/ Santacon

and another group photo in front of xmas tree

2011-12-07T07:00:00.002-05:00

A little less fuzzy

Gulf Stream Christmas Tree Group Hash Photo

2011-12-06T08:46:00.000-05:00

B.U.F.F. Brothers Christmas Lights Hay Ride

2011-12-06T08:04:00.003-05:00

Still having trouble uploading photos to blogger so I uploaded to Picasa.
Here is the link: Photo Album

December 6, 2011

Ballmagnet and I arrived early to help decorate the trailer.
Mindi and Jo arrived a little later because they had lots of mud to clean off. They both ran in the warrior dash earlier. The beer check was at a former hashers home. I was so busy playing in the bounce house I forgot to take photos. Afterwards we danced and drank and ate at AC/DC's World headquarters. Great way to spend a Saturday evening!

few more from orphan Thanksgiving hash

2011-11-27T08:03:00.000-05:00

why did you do this to us

2011-11-25T10:04:00.000-05:00

super power

2011-11-25T09:53:00.000-05:00

In the Shiggy

2011-11-25T09:48:00.000-05:00

Circle Up in the water

2011-11-25T09:46:00.000-05:00

Water Crossing

2011-11-25T09:44:00.000-05:00

Ok I think I have Figured this out

2011-11-17T15:59:00.000-05:00

freaky Motorcycle found on freakbike ride

2011-11-16T09:28:00.000-05:00

Monday Hashing with my besties

2011-11-16T09:23:00.000-05:00

Freakbike

2011-11-16T08:36:00.000-05:00

For some reason Blogger won't let me upload the photos from Saturdays Freak bike ride....I have been trying since Sunday morning and have only been able to upload this one photo.

pilfered photos

2011-11-16T08:32:00.000-05:00

Mindi and I went to The old Keylime house to see TPUS

Freakbike Hollyweird ride

2011-11-14T09:06:00.003-05:00

lets go fly a kite

2011-11-13T10:45:00.000-05:00

Chicken and Beer event

2011-11-13T10:25:00.000-05:00

Chicken and beer to freak bike

2011-11-13T08:49:00.000-05:00

Farewell to Hollywood Bicycle tour

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Howling at the Moon

2011-11-11T07:10:00.000-05:00

Is what I thought I would be doing on the Hash but instead I ended up stuck in Miami traffic

Corned Beef in Boca

2011-11-05T09:03:00.002-04:00

Hashoween

2011-11-01T09:35:00.000-04:00

Georgeous Rob the Hula daredevil

2011-10-31T09:00:00.000-04:00

Halloween Biko-Psycho

2011-10-30T20:42:00.002-04:00

Who are you and why did you do this to us

2011-10-30T09:13:00.000-04:00

Lake Worth Costume Pub Crawl - FREAK's and Street Scene'ers

2011-10-30T08:42:00.001-04:00

Has anyone seen Twinkles?

Swiffer and Dirt

Pub Scouts

I got smurfed

2011-10-23T15:54:00.001-04:00

that's better

2011-10-21T19:47:00.001-04:00

Like A Virgin

2011-10-16T13:08:00.000-04:00

We someone comes to the Hash the first time they are a Virgin. During the circle the are asked to introduce themselves and who made them come. Then they are given a choice to entertain us. They can sing a song or tell a joke or show us a body part usually covered by clothing. This Virgin chose to sing.

Occupy Grovetoberfest Hash

2011-10-16T11:36:00.001-04:00

We would have run thru the grave yard but it was locked. People are just dying to get in there.

Last time we saw these two they were molesting a pinata in a tree...here they are running off to perform an equally unsavory act

Wild Card/Corned Beef Full Moon Hash

2011-10-14T09:43:00.000-04:00

All photos taken by Major Pad A Puss at the on after

nfhn Andy Hares the Wild Card w/Teflon Willie

2011-10-11T09:17:00.000-04:00

The Video

2011-10-11T08:22:00.000-04:00

TPUS at the Old Key Lime House

2011-10-09T22:11:00.001-04:00

2011-10-09T11:49:00.001-04:00

Pussicane Hares the Miami H3 Wanktobeerfest Hash

2011-10-07T09:08:00.000-04:00

From this angle it looks like the statue has a mighty erection

setzen Sie Ihr Bier auf Ihren Kopf

The walkers map didn't show it ( and the hare didn't tell us)but the beer check was here...we never made it there

cause we were looking in the banyan tree that was marked with an arrow on the map

Happy puppy

Slurpee & Splooge Hare the Wild Card (part of IAH pre-lube)

2011-10-06T17:43:00.000-04:00

There wasn't a bathroom so I went behind the bushes and I acquired an audience.

Mindy took this one on Sunday.

The best part of staying over and sleeping on a boat is the sunrise on a boat!!!

Pilfered photos of Major Pad-a-puss's naming

2011-10-05T18:14:00.000-04:00

I was dressed for work. Missed the run just got there in time for circle.

Kicking Off the A1A Prelube To Savannah IAH 2011 at Jimbos

2011-10-02T21:47:00.002-04:00

We were in the paper..We the Hashers that is

2011-10-01T18:54:00.000-04:00

Ever wonder what in the world I'm doing at these hashes with these crazy hashers? Well now you can read all about it in the Sun Sentinel and there is a video. Click here to go there.

WhiteTrashHash

2011-09-30T10:14:00.000-04:00

Mullets, Pregnant and drinking, beer beer and lots of beer...it was a totally White Trash Hash. The runners even pulled off some mighty risky trespassing thru one of the ritziest neighborhoods in Miami. The walkers lost the trail but we had a map so we knew how to get to the next beer check. Afterward while naming NFHN Jenn with 2 N's, the security for the parking garage threatened to call the police if we did not leave. They took the naming to Monty's Stone Crab but the Little Blue Hollywood Carpool went on home. If and when I find out her name I will surly post it.

Pillaged Photos

2011-09-25T11:27:00.000-04:00

Little Havana Mamma Wanna Make Guajiros Cumma

2011-09-23T08:50:00.000-04:00

Sioux's first hash

Moose drooped the birthday cake on the ground

So we made the hasher to be named sit on it instead of a block of ice

Cuban pride!!

Sandy Beavers badly abused birthday cake

healthfair

2011-09-22T12:48:00.001-04:00

Talk like a pirate day hash

2011-09-20T08:34:00.000-04:00

Looted Bounty

2011-09-18T17:18:00.000-04:00

Pirate Hash

2011-09-18T09:57:00.000-04:00

Lisa's naming hash on Hollywood Beach

2011-09-13T12:38:00.000-04:00

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Freak Bike Hollyweird Ride

2011-09-10T21:22:00.001-04:00

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Wednesday Night in Delray Beach

2011-09-10T08:00:00.000-04:00

I thought I could run.
I was with someone who said they were real slow too.
I lost them before the first mile but was confidently following trail.
I set my GPS on my phone just in case I lost trail I could find my way back to the car. There are rules about technology on trail but good thing I did.
Yup, I lost trail and had to slink back to my vehicle alone...never found the beer check.

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