For each lb of beans add one squirrel

I belong to a Native American cooking group. So everyday I get recipe's from members but this one just struck me funny. It wasn't cause someone eats squirrel, I have eaten squirrel myself it was just the way the recipe read. I was telling Mom about it and in my best Natasha voice I said "Don't tell Squirrel". Now that's Mom's new catch phrase.
We were in KMart on Easter Sunday looking at hair accessories and I said in my best Natasha voice"Look, scarf for head" and Mom replies "don't tell squirrel" Of course all the people around us look at us like we lost our minds.