You know your going through a dry spell when...

the only men that approach you are gay men in Kmart looking for pantyhose. They claimed it was for their vegetables..sure you're right. Then they followed us to the aisle with the KY jelly....I was buying Tears for my eyes which is on the same aisle.
It looks like its gonna rain but nothing so far. Its very humid out there. I wish it would, it has been so dry. The grass is crunchy.