Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle says the city should buy a $250,000 robotic toilet for the beach because it has a timer that would prevent gays from having sex there.

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They sent an instructor to us on Thursday night to show us how to use Math XL. I had to instruct the instructor on how to find my instructor and class.

As soon as Mom packed my jewelry I lost one of my solalite studs. I now have an empty hole..what will I do?

I had to cut my workout short last night because of screaming children. The management rented the clubhouse out for a party. The party goers decided instead of watching their kids they would let them play on the racquet ball court and scream their fool heads off. If I really liked screaming kids I would have had more of them and its not too much fun working out with them in the next room.

I have a test on Tuesday I have to study for.

The girl across the hall is not going to rent our apartment when we leave. Her lease is up in December. The management is wanting to charge her almost as much as they are charging us, to break her lease so she could move in here one month before her lease is up. She has been here 15 years..think they would give her a break..not.