Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

A spider can turn on a touch lamp in the middle of the night....eeeeeek

I stopped shopping at Circuit City when they laid off all their employees with seniority to hire new workers making minimum wage. Now they are spending big bucks to have sports personalities on their commercials. Now I'm really not going to shop there.

"When you type the trailer that's a movie trailer, is it an o or e?"
"It's an E"
"House trailers are E too?"
"yup"
"When is it an O?"
"Never"
"OK"

When your doing a final close out and don't get to finish (Maybe you had a power outage or somebody (looking around) presses the wrong Fkey), you have to call help desk and get them to reset the date remotely. Oh, and they leave before closing on Saturday so you have to come in early Sunday and keep calling them filling up the answering machine and they will call you back 5 minutes before the store opens.

If the patient wears progressive and really really wants that frame but their seg height is just shy of the minimum required, you raise the Add a quarter diopter. They should be able to read.

I can wear dress shoes all day if I wrap moleskin around my baby toes, big toes and heels. It does look like I'm all taped up to go play sports. Think I should hire a full time trainer just to get me ready in the mornings?

I always thought it was my oily skin keeping me wrinkle free at 43. Guess I was wrong...I was just fat. I'm losing weight in my face and neck and new wrinkles are popping up everyday. Well not popping up, but unfilling with fat. Don't get in my way as I run out to the department store to buy up every cream with the promise of younger looking skin, I may run you down.