Seven things I didn't know last Sunday
The sky is huge in Florida...Sunsets are awesome.
You have to make an appointment to get a drivers license. Our appointment is Wednesday.
Against popular belief the alligators are not roaming around everywhere. The reason it makes the news is that it doesn't happen often. I have yet to see one myself.
Radio stations really suck here. I found a rock station that way too often plays really heavy metal and does immature impersonations of celebrities in the morning.
I found a easy listening station that plays a lot of 80s music that's ok. I found a oldies station and a hip hop station. What I can't find is something like the Globe. Well at least I can listen online..just not in the car.
The Christians are out to get me again. There is some kind of big broadcasting center half a mile from us. They have a big tower. Their radio waves are interfering with our key toggles to our car. We can't remotely lock or unlock unless we are practically touching the car. If it can mess up your remotes...wonder what it's doing to everything else. Keep an eye on me if I start to be assimilated please call the authorities. Maybe I should start wearing a tinfoil hat.
You can really confuse Floridians by asking for a vegetarian pizza. They have never heard of such a thing.
We were told everyone here drives horribly and they are not friendly. Well they do suck at driving. Hollywood Blvd is like a Battleground. But everyone we talked to has been friendly. Just goes to show if you are friendly and smile a lot..people respond in kind.









2 comments:
Welcome back! Welcome to Florida. I lived there for a number of years when I was a lot younger. I enjoyed it.
Yep....go for the tin hat. LOL
What a great list.
And what a sad state of affairs that vegetarian pizzas are non-existant in Florida.
HEY....start a craze for 'em and become their hero!
*chuckling*
JUST an idea.....
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