Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

Omg..it's Sunday already...........

The yellow Crazy Ant is threatening the Red Crab population on Christmas Island.

Moms date did show up and they have been "out" 6 times since. She's giddy as a school girl, not a show girl, they aren't giddy they are jaded.

Santa doesn't need Rudolf this year. Mars is in opposition and there is a fullish moon. Santa should be able to see pretty well.

2 more people have come to my blog from the google search "All I want for Christmas is crabs" Sure hope they were looking for the eating kind not the wearing kind.

I learned way more about bird shit than I ever wanted to know. To sum it up the more watery the food the more watery the shit. Don't drive under seabirds after they ate.

Geronimo got his name from the Mexicans calling on St. Jerome when they went into Mexico raiding.

Richard Nixon was better at using chopsticks than Spiro Agnew and Henry Kissinger.