Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

The Ninja's think I'm a witch. It's just my native intuition.

I learned how to block and chuck the machine that surfaces the lenses.

I learned the ninja's have not been clocking out for lunch. When I showed them what the S.O.P. said about it they must have misunderstood because I found a copy of instructions from HR tacked to the recognition board.. The instructions were telling me I can't clock out employees after the fact and if the don't take lunch I can't change payroll to show they did....duh thats not what I was telling them. Also I think it was kinda sneaky to post it on the recognition board instead of coming to me about it.

Wade's friends thought he was older than me. He's grayer and more wrinkled. They thought I dyed my hair..nope, not unless I dye it purple and I probably use better creams than Wade. I'm 2 years older than Wade..he's the baby. Amy is the oldest, then Gary, then me then Wade.

I can't get back my deposit from the Smart Car. Some of my closest friends think its well worth losing $99.00 than lose me...aww ain't that sweet.

I didn't know I could shoot darts. I'm not great but not too bad for not playing before.