Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

I bought these ear covers on my birthday so I wouldn't mess up my hair (now wondering who would really notice) I wore them once and lost one. You should have seen me trying to explain to the Latino day laborers clearing the sidewalks what a purple ears thingy was.

I didn't know my brother could be so eloquent in defending me.

I found out when I take my certification test I can't use a calculator. OMG, I have to do MATH?

Sean got a job with my company in another store.

The guy that owns the pub where we went to last week knew my father. Hint: A woman doesn't like being told she looks just like her father.

I can't sing a whole song without my voice going scratchy.

Pudding doesn't firm up if you use soy milk.