Sunday, May 13, 2007

SEVEN THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW LAST SUNDAY


Direct from Florida

1. Iguanas are wild round here. They are vegetarian and they swim.
I have photos when I return

2. When flirting with a shopper at target, when you pick up the incontinent panty liners make sure you say loudly to yourself "I sure hope this is what she told me to buy"

3. The Mall, where we have been shopping while here in Hollywood, used to have the Sears that Adam Walsh was taken from.

4. The smoke from the wildfires keeps the bugs away.

5. People don't walk their dogs much, they are looking at us like we are aliens for doing so.

6. They are having a water crisis down here, they can only water their grass once a week. The water is very irony, it leaves rust stains on anything it sprinkles on for a period of time.

7. Bike riding should be easy round here because its so flat but the only cyclists I have seen is men that look like they lost their licences for DWIs.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

most people don't walk their dogs in FL because of the heat. It makes the ground to hot and it can/will actually burn the dogs paw pads. You may see people walking them late in the evening or early morning though

Mel said...

*waving to the vacationing folks (and puppy) in Florida*

DEFINITELY say "I wonder if this is what she wanted me to pick up" VERY loudly. LOL

(sure hope you're having an awesome time!)

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous: Thank you for your information. We did feel the street and sidewalks, thinking that they might be too hot. And we were walking in the early morning on our way to Starbucks for that heart starter.