I've Noticed a disturbing Trend

It seems that everyone that has purchased glasses and lives on the same road here in Gaithersburg all have one thing in common. They are all Grumpy Gus's. Not just some of them...I really mean all of them. When I go to type in an address for a new patient and Sioux lane is the street I cringe.

I may have only noticed because Sioux, my dog, is such a sweet personality, and then Sioux Lane residents are the total opposite.

Maybe its because its an old established neighborhood and they resent all the growth around here.
Maybe its the traffic.
Maybe its all because they are old grumpy white people.

The one David had to deal with last night I'm sure it was his name. Because of privacy things I can't tell you his name. But here's a clue, he was named after a children's book character for the first name and his last name is the same as the author.

His first name is also slang for a male body part..that could make you grumpy.