Seven things I didn't know last Sunday

I shouldn't eat crabs after eating unhealthy Ohio foods.

I shouldn't eat crabs without lots of beer to wash the salt threw my body quicker.

Montgomery County won't write a police report unless someone is hurt or a car is towed.

Found out my Father is sick or being sick was a good excuse not to attend Rachael's graduation or party. Rachael thought he was coming right up to the night before when she was informed he couldn't travel because he had to fast before a test. That made me happy but Rachael was disappointed. The day would have been excruciating volleying barbs between the Boob and Father Dearest.

I only really had to volley one barb from the Boob. He was telling his nephew I suggested he change his name to Huff. How it went down was he was insisting I change my name after we got married and I didn't see the logic in it. He tried to pull a "you'll do it because I'm the man and I say so" I told him if he is so insistent someone change their name...maybe it should be him. He wasn't happy with that answer. That was 20 years ago..think he could get over it by now?
He did try to behave for Rachael...he can't help he's a pompous ass.

My other brother Gary exaggerates. He was suppose to meet us at the powwow that got rained out. He called us while we were on the Beltway and said it was blowing like a hurricane in Chesapeake Beach and he was afraid to leave the house. Coming back from Uncle Keith's we went home by way of Benedict Bridge and thru Prince Frederick. It was a little choppy but a hurricane..get real. If you don't want to leave your house say so..I'm tired of hearing the sky is falling.

Cheyenne is walking around big eyed. He's checking out all the packed boxes and he's real touchy feely. You can just hear him thinking "We are moving again, aren't we?"