My bathroom smells like crabs

The eating kind not the wearing kind. Actually it smells like vinegar. I was attempting to clean my very big mirror. I don't think vinegar did the trick of getting hairspray residue from the mirror. I must go buy some window cleaner.
Don't ya'll eat crabs with apple cider vinegar? I miss the smell of crabs steaming. I miss the taste of a big lump of crabmeat I diligently picked and put in my monkey dish of vinegar to be savored all at once. I'd do anything to be sitting in a hot restaurant on a pier with the water lapping underneath as we sit at ugly tables covered with brown craft paper and a big mound of male crabs covered in dirt. I do mean anything.