I didn't have anything Interesting or witty to say today so I did this meme:


1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Runaway husband. If you have the nerve to cheat on me you should explode

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

The Bee Gee's. Even tho time is taking care of that for me, WASH FM hasn't figured out we don't want to hear them every hour

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Tipper Gore. Its a long story

4.What is your favorite cheese?

Munster

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Meatloaf made by my first former MIL with white bread and nothing else

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Robert Downey Jr

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Robert Downey Jr again

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

shoes.

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Italy or Greece or Australia

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Food and drink



11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Margaritas

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I would travel back to before the Europeans "discovered" this country....after I learn the language, I would have them kill them (the Europeans) before they get off the boats

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

I make all the rules


14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

I'm hoping on my beautiful island there isn't TV (isn't that rule 2)

15.What is your favorite curse word?

shit

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Go back to sleep. It happens all the time, I wake up and people are standing around admiring me

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?

Digital Camera. Those shots of the fire will be kewl on my blog

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Sleep with Robert Downey Jr again

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The power to make anybody think, feel or do anything I wish

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

The day I met runaway husband....I would run away

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

The whole 6 years spent with runaway husband. That would greatly improve my credit score

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Italy

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Since I haven't found a bar I like I can't answer that question

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

I think I'd float down to So. Maryland and share this with Sean.

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Buddy Holly, He could sing to me on my island since we don't have tv we need entertainment

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Bernadette Laquay, I need a bar hopping buddy

27.What's your theme song?

I'm only happy when it rains by Garbage