But Mom's Happy

I've been feeling puney all day. I stopped and picked up a bottle of Gentleman Jack.
I found Silk Soymilk Nog..believe it or not.
Mom is very happy, she likes her Gentleman Jack.
I'm drinking soy nog and she's eating fruitcake her sister made with a small tumbler of Bourbon.
I bet I feel better soon.
Don't tell the Boob, he thinks soy is poison. I bet he wouldn't have a problem with the Bourbon tho.